Category Archives: Episodes

The Resolution Is A Vibe



We’re back! and better than *ever.

*Breast Cancer Is Boring is not liable for this claim as this episode contains fairly average conversation about New Years Resolutions that, let’s face it, don’t stand a chance of being fulfilled but you may actually enjoy listening so GET TO IT!


And Eat It Too



Dr. Amy Morris joins us to discuss whether you can have cake and still limit your chances of a cancer recurrence…too. She’s got the evidence-based answers, and they’re not as bad as you think.

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Because Of Your History…



If you’ve ever been diagnosed with breast cancer (or any other kind of cancer), you are very familiar with the above phrase. In this episode, join Lauren and Joselyn as they talk through the lasting impact of a cancer diagnosis, from the soul crushing certainty of metastasis to the manic energy of the “fuck it, let’s go to Europe” era. In either case, we’re gonna have some fun.


The Boobs Are Alright



Special guest Rebecca Handler, award winning author of Edie Richter Is Not Alone (novel), One Woman Party (blog) and one hell of a cool woman, is here to talk breast implants, update us on Cancer Jane and tease her next novel. There’s laughter, singing and porn metaphors! What’s not to love!?

Rebecca Handler iykyk

Perfume (“Ew da Toilet”) Joselyn bought in Paris (ships to lots of countries, including US)


The Future Is Flat



You are not prepared for the genius, the hilarity, the sheer enjoyment that is Ginny (@shudlucky), our very special guest on this week’s episode. We’re talking social media, working out (or not), why the only mastectomy titties you can find online are white and so, so much more.

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Better Living Through Chemicals



One pill to make you larger, one pill to make you small, one pill to stave off a cancer recurrence that would prevent you from going to Paris, and one pill to help with the anxiety you feel about having to take a pill to stave off a cancer recurrence that would prevent you from going to Paris. We’re talking drugs, ya’ll.


Bury Me At Sea



No way around it, this one’s about death. If you’re not here for it, no prob. If you are, it’s going to be fun, sad, difficult and encouraging. No one should have to talk about death alone, so join us.

Some general info on living wills and MPOAs.

Info on donating your body to science.

Human composting is a thing.

Eight hours of peaceful birdsong to calm you after listening to this episode and thinking on the inevitability of your own bodily demise.