The Future Is Flat



You are not prepared for the genius, the hilarity, the sheer enjoyment that is Ginny (@shudlucky), our very special guest on this week’s episode. We’re talking social media, working out (or not), why the only mastectomy titties you can find online are white and so, so much more.

Follow Ginny on IG!

Follow us on IG!

Email us (yes, really!) breastcancerisboring@gmail.com


B Side: And The Mushrooms Shall Inherit The Earth



One day we will all race through space-time a la Star Trek Discovery, or the mushrooms will end us all. Either way, these magic mushrooms are cool as shit.

Understanding Star Trek Discovery’s mycelial network

Paul Stamets’ TED Talk on why mushrooms are so damn cool (also watch Fantastic Fungi on Netflix)

An academic article on the morphology of the mycelial network


Better Living Through Chemicals



One pill to make you larger, one pill to make you small, one pill to stave off a cancer recurrence that would prevent you from going to Paris, and one pill to help with the anxiety you feel about having to take a pill to stave off a cancer recurrence that would prevent you from going to Paris. We’re talking drugs, ya’ll.


B Side: I’ve Got A Spreadsheet For That (International Trip Planner)



Joselyn is going to Paris and she’s got a spreadsheet for that; now you can too. Click the link below for an International Trip Planner spreadsheet and follow along to this episode for tips on how to use it.

International Trip Planner!


Bury Me At Sea



No way around it, this one’s about death. If you’re not here for it, no prob. If you are, it’s going to be fun, sad, difficult and encouraging. No one should have to talk about death alone, so join us.

Some general info on living wills and MPOAs.

Info on donating your body to science.

Human composting is a thing.

Eight hours of peaceful birdsong to calm you after listening to this episode and thinking on the inevitability of your own bodily demise.

 

 


B Side: All Hail Lauren With The Green Thumb



In this B Side, Joselyn and Lauren try a thought experiment where they fantasize about what they would do, what they would wear, how they would live if they were the person they long to be. And then try to rectify why they aren’t that person. What fun!

 


Villain Origin Story



Lauren and Joselyn discuss the flawed research studies and empty cancer cure promises that seem to flood our internet feeds, and how these false claims can turn good girls bad. Do you know how to spot shoddy research studies? You will after listening to this.

What is your villain origin story?

Receipts:

FDA Clinical Trial Phases 

CDC resource for understanding evidence

Levels of Evidence (US Preventative Services Task Force)

Levels of Evidence for Clinical Practice Guidelines

Evidence Pyramid 


Yes We Scan!



From our breasts to our bones, there’s a whole lotta scans to be done for those of us with a history of cancer. But how do you know which scans you need? This episode breaks down the current guidelines, as well as some questionable coping strategies to help manage scanxiety. Thoughts? Comments? Concerns? Join us on IG @breastcancerisboring.

References:

Guidelines for breast cancer screenings for people at average risk: https://www.cdc.gov/cancer/breast/pdf/breast-cancer-screening-guidelines-508.pdf

Guidelines for breast cancer screening for people at high risk (halfway down page): https://www.cancer.org/cancer/breast-cancer/screening-tests-and-early-detection/american-cancer-society-recommendations-for-the-early-detection-of-breast-cancer.html

Breast Cancer risk assessment tool: https://bcrisktool.cancer.gov/calculator.html

Bone density and estrogen deficiency: https://www.uptodate.com/contents/evaluation-and-management-of-aromatase-inhibitor-induced-bone-loss

What is a Dexa scan and what do the scores mean: https://www.breastcancer.org/treatment-side-effects/osteoporosis

Now that you’re good and stressed, here’s a video of a baby monkey making friends with a baby pig: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrYQbWwHKVo